That hurts.

If they made a musical like West Side Story but with Prescriptivists and Descriptivists, who would be the Jets and who would be the Sharks?

Right?! This is some sexist BS. Nice to know what Nick really thinks of Jez :(

Giggling at my desk at ‘Ladies Celebration Junta.’

I loved it. Also I totally forgot that Choco-Bliss existed and now I want one!

My mind immedately went here.

if “chicken tossing” wasn’t a euphemism before, it sure is now!

As does mine. I usually have to leave the building :(

Great, because we needed more xenophobia. Now is a great time to say “fuck you” to those in need.

This is why I’m leery about reading my book in the company lunchroom. Much better to find a dark corner to hide in.

Create a music playlist that describes your feelings. Music can be soothing and also it occupies your mind so it doesn’t dwell on bad stuff (at least that was what worked for me)

British panel shows. Often.

Degloved zoo penis Donald Trump

I appreciate the historical economic perspective. Thank you!

Emerson Cod knows what’s up.

(Yes I get the joke) Was being facetious.

Uh huh. Remind me again how many “committees” have been formed to investigate Hillary for Benghazi?

Right. This has been a tough week to be a news junkie.

Count me in too. After the 200+ molestation dude article yesterday, the the Eve Ensler piece on sexual slavery in the Nation that I read this morning, and now this, I’m ready to pull the blanket over my head and drink till I can’t feel anything :(

Is there a gif that’s a combo of flipping a table while setting it fire? Because I need one. JFC.