Replying to myself as I’m getting static from the greys and I’m scared of letting a troll into the dungeon by replying to one of them (sorry guys, erring on the side of caution). I did not know he was a Rhodes scholar, went to fancy schools, got degrees and such. Still, doesn’t excuse his pandering. If he’s trying to…

The dumb is strong with this one.

Came here for the “nope” gifs, was not disappointed.

More turkey bacon for us! But Jenni-O rather than Oscar Meyer.

COSIGNED

Turkey bacon is delicious! So is normal bacon. All forms of bacon are wonderful.

I totally want a blue streak in my hair. Perhaps for my 40th. Or next month.

“Fire on the Side” is my jam :)

Is this middle school? JFC.

Shat on by Puffins is the name of my new goth punk band.

Her current profession is being a mother to her children.

“I imagine him literally going into the room, lifting the covers, going in, grabbing and walking out,” she says of the doctor.

Starred for ‘crap weasel.’ Also, excellent point.

I would have done the same thing if I’d found them in my house.

Stay classy, Donald.

“Joaq.”

I avoided Polanski films for years then saw one without knowing it was his. It was really, really good. I was like....”damn.”

“Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship.”

Seriously. This thread is blowing my mind.

I just bought a jean jacket with sewn-closed pockets. And not just with one or two stitches...tightly sewn all the way across. Wut. And yet there are pockets on the other side, big normal-sized pockets. I don’t understand. Are there people in the world who don’t want pockets in their jean jackets? O.o