WHY do they do that?!?!

Idiocy of his words notwithstanding, the fact that this all went down at a “Pizza Ranch” makes this sound like an SNL skit.

I took great delight in not telling my friends which version of a sentence was “correct.”
:)

Alas no. I have resigned myself to being an armchair linguist.

*hands you popcorn*

I did major in linguistics, and loved it. Whenever one of these language shit fits breaks out I start making the popcorn :D

First there was “legitimate rape,” now there’s “legitimate healthcare,” what’s next?!

“Legitimate healthcare needs.”

THIS. That shit will literally ruin my day. The boyf was watching Hoarders the other day and there were dead cats and I had to leave the room to cry :(

I did and yet I still listed them as separate, lolz. I read them at different times so I guess they are still separated in my brain!

I love this!

Also I have a recommendation of my own:

Oh yes. That was some good shiz.

Love her! I burn through her novels.

I know! Halfway through the article I went to Amazon to see which of her books was available on Kindle...dang.

Poetry. Would star but Kinja.

Ha, I had the same thought!

OMG I JUST NOTICED THE WINK NO THANK YOU PLEASE

Right? Three guesses who they’d really like to “strip naked” and “expose to the public.” Ugh.

Rather telling that they used that metaphor. This is about teh babiez, not the grown-up humans who go to the clinic. Ssssssuuuuure.