His eyes are staring into my soul.

Generally meh about Yoko but I dig that tweet. I shall call myself the Pea Bandit

That is awful but it gave me the church giggles at work.

Seriously. WTF was that? I was not ready for that.

I am starting to wonder if we have a Michael Bay-Megan Fox situation here....he keeps casting her in hopes she’ll fuck him.

“Fursona.”

Yo Heb, how many hours do YOU work a week?

Yo homeslice, if your religious beliefs are more important to you than your work ethic, perhaps you should not work for the goverment.

I don’t need a gimmick to show up at a Doctor Who-themed bar - this is just a perk! ;)

Unrelated but I desperately love the word “flail.”

And lo, on this day of our Lord, July 1st, two-thousand and fifteen, the Great Guacamole Wars began...

Thanks for the link! And now I want sushi for lunch.

Do you own these too? If so I am so jealous and also where did you get them?

*applause gif*

Oh god that stupid song. Wish you had been in my troop.

Good because I only eat saved bread. It’s better for you!

Man there sure are a lot of pissy old white dudes on the internet today. I wonder what happened.

That person’s logic does not resemble our Earth logic.

LOL at “vaginal shame goggles.”

Maybe more than one flask...and some weed.