I would go under the condition that I could bring a flask.

Halfway through this article my brain was like....”Ya know what, NO. NOPE. I can’t even with this today.” Then it burst out of my head like Athena and headed straight to the bar.

” Then, in a paragraph clarifying the fact that women don’t actually care very much about reproductive rights (the logic is explicitly like, if women are equal to men, that means they care about what men care about, and men don’t care about reproductive rights), the pamphlet states: “If a woman is hungry or is worried…

And they say romance is dead.

does “burner creator” even go here?

A coworker of mine once referred to them as the “Human Retribution Department.”

I once found a sushi party tray from Trader Joe’s on the floor after a show got out.

Thanks for providing the links. I am SO tired of this stupid argument, I can’t wait to throw them at the next joker who let’s this fly out of his mouth.

You’re probably a troll but in case you aren’t, did you know that the only reason a theater can stay open is because of the concessions? They get no $$ for the ticket sales - that goes to Hollywood. All the $$ from concessions goes to keeping the theater open, clean, and running smoothly. So if you want your theater…

Jesus Fuck. I have never been in a fight in my life but if someone said that to my face I would probably smack them. What an awful thing to say to another human.

PREACH.

Awesome story. I have had a weird crush on him ever since “Robin Hood” and I would have freaked then posted tha shiznit on FB. Lucky you!

I only got halfway through the NY Post article because I was laughing too hard. Is this guy 12?

FREEZE PEACH!!11!!1!!

Heh

Angelface I can understand. But Diamond Baby? Come on.

Stainless steel reusable ice cubes.

I had to google them. You freeze them and pop them in your glass and they keep your wine cold.