Good god. Now I know what my hell will look like.

Whorestuff is the best stuff

That's how I read it the first time. And then the second time. And henceforth, for all time.

(getting all the way to the checkout page on the site, printing the page, and then mailing it with a check instead of using the same check info to pay online)

That laundress has seen some shit, man.

"What they're promoting is reproductive bondage"

Judgemental owl is judgemental.

F'real yo. That is one efficient tweet.

Super excited for this new blog. I love old-timey shit!

The word "athleisure" makes me unreasonably angry. I will not acknowledge it.

Right?! EWWWW

Eh, I preferred the beatnik look. But that's why I'm not a proper lady ;)

"you can't see flavor."

True fact.

I'm with you. I hated shilling those things.

That's kinda what I was thinking. But also - what a icky way to say it.

Can I be TeamNoOne but also say "BOOM"?

Now there's an expression I've never heard. Dare I ask? I have an idea...

[Emma Watson "This" gif]

I saw this on another site yesterday and I was like "adskdjjsfkdf." Today I am still unable to even.