LOL "chocolate diamonds." They are just brown, ya'll.

Whoah. I did NOT know that about Anne Perry. I've read a few of her books too.

Swamp Donkeys is the name of my jug metal band.

Maybe I'm frigid or something, but who kisses the ear of a woman you are not in a relationship with? Or did I miss something?

I keep trying to get into the Amelia books. She is just so spunky, but the stories aren't my cup of tea. The Vicky Bliss novels, on the other hand, are my crack.

OMG Victoria Holt. I loved those books so much. And the covers were so pretty! ALL the pretty dresses!

I had an ex who just sort of stayed. We never talked about it, he just stopped going home. One day I was like, "d'ya wanna pay some rent?"

I jumped down to the comments first just to make sure someone said this! :-)

That sounds amazing. TEAM PINEAPPLE AND OLIVE.

Guess I'm not a woman then. I LOVE salacious language, the saltier the better.

The ultimate - proposing on Valentine's day with a heart-shaped diamond ring with pink sapphires on the side.

Unrelated, but I will never get tired of cats doing the "WTFNO" crab-walk.

That is a terrible thing to say and he is a terrible person for saying it. I hope his wife slaps him hard when he gets home.

Yes, because pregnancy happens spontaneously. It's not like men have anything to do with it.

ZING!

Reminds me of that interview with Cosby where he kept telling the interviewer that he should have the "integrity" to make certain footage disappear. Stay classy, Rand.

Same. Also, whiskey. That I pour myself.

"the rake's process."

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