“Knock next time! KNOCK!”

In other batshit Trump news, he is deleting all of his tweets that endorsed Luther Strange because he lost to Roy Moore.

When Trump announced the ban, he said he’d made the decision “in consultation with my Generals,” an assertion which now begs the question: And which generals might those be?

When Trump says, or tweets, anything it is always projection. If he says he talked to all his military leaders, it means he didn’t. If he says someone or something is losing support, it means he is losing support. If he says other GOP members failed to pass his agenda, it means he failed to pass his agenda. Whatever,…

Oh, you filthy hypocrite. You have an invite-only speech with pre-screened questions but it’s everyone else who has a fragile fucking ego? Get the fuck out of here.

HE HAD A WOMAN ARRESTED FOR LAUGHING AT HIM.

Fuck you, you racist, fascist KKKeebler Elf of a man! Fuck you with an underripe pineapple.

“But it is transforming into an echo chamber of political correctness and homogenous thought, a shelter for fragile egos.”

I was blocked on twitter by Harry for asking if he didn’t like a movie because the studio didn’t send him any swag

I am not sorry to insult Richard Petty.

Well, I didn’t really have a reason to watch NASCAR, but now I have a good reason to not watch NASCAR.

The Free Market™ only matters when it supports conservative beliefs, like racism and bigotry. Likewise with the First Amendment™.

You have to appreciate the irony of the guy who rammed the USFL straight into the ground telling the NFL how to run shit.

This is his big “issue”. It doesn’t matter that North Korea is threatening to bomb some place, he HAS to win against the NFL because they’re disrespecting him.

Cartoon voters.

Jeezus