This was a good try? Like...slightly crooked gold star. An attempt was made.

Longshot, to me, was a massive disappointment. I’ve craved a story-mode in a football game for years, but I felt let down with Longshot. Colt was a great character, but Wade fell so flat. Bad motivations, questionable decisions, and just the fact that he’s kind of a dick made me glad when Colt got drafted and he…

So white women now what. Yes again I will beat this dead horse forever. You asked for this & you got it. Can someone explain to me why any female would vote for any GOP representative? Oh right it’s racism. Because deep down inside you know no matter what as a white woman you will always be taken care of. Those brown…

DeVos would actually be a lot less scary if that was her only agenda. She’s devoted her life to making sure any schools available to children who aren’t white and well-off are starved out so DoE money goes to exclusively to lining her billionaire friends’ pockets when they create schools that are only accessible to…

sorry...but not

I once farted riding next to Mike Huckabee on a roller coaster in Arkansas.

All the way up to that corrupt governor.

I’m too lazy/apathetic to google and confirm, but this guy went to Michigan University and graduated?

#TomBradyThinks Hurricane Harvey is the result of too many processed sugars.

#TomBradyThinks Christopher Reeve really just needed an organic, vegan diet.

It really was a solid tangent.

I would cosine his rant, but that probably isn’t a good idea considering his feeling on the Pythagorian Theorem.

with a dodecahedron!

Also, tell Euclid to go fuck himself.

Rich white prep school people can be some of the most belligerent and racist (and sexist) people you can meet. They know their power and how to maintain it.

Anyone who thinks “clean-cut American kids” are somehow incapable of violent acts of racism hasn’t been paying attention.

I used to know a woman who was legit shocked - shocked - to learn that most African Americans are descended from slaves. Apparently, she’d never stopped to think about what happened to former slaves after emancipation. There was the Civil War, and that ended slavery, and then everything that happened in the 20th…

Of course, Rone is claiming “not me!” insisting that her page was hacked ...

It’s 2017 and we don’t need headlines involving the word BIBLICAL any more; nobody knows what that shit even means