He is soooooooo dummmmmbbbbbbb

Well said. I’m also an atheist, but I may join the Satanic Temple, just for the hell of it.

the greatest trick the billionaire ever pulled was convincing the hundredaire he actually cared.

Mystery to me. I’d sooner learn to master the art of elegantly lounging than learn where to get a Goop colonic.

Learned the word nefarious from Alex Jones.

He googled what he wanted to read, and he read it, and confirmed what he wanted to believe.

the only thing that stopped him was stepping on his own dick on Twitter.

What the fuck are you talking about? I’m BLACK WOMAN, and I am talking about BLACK WOMEN.

We’re about to have a conspiracy theorist running around in the White House.

I wear a similar full face of makeup when I do burlesque, and my motto for those nights is, “You can call me a clown-whore (or a whore-clown; whichevs) but I’ll tell you right now, the lashes are fake, the lip color is fake, and the illusion of chiseled bone structure and defined brows is fake. So at least you can’t…

A Palestinian Jew, in fact! :)

Okay, judge-y-pants.

you know, an alien killed my brother.

This applies.

And frankly, that goes to issues that are proven based upon scientific fact, like global climate change. That is fact; the anti science crowd has no more of a valid point of view on that issue as they do on the earth being flat or the moon being made of swiss cheese. What’s next? Equal time given to people who…

I really wish people would stop treating racism and misogyny as “a different side of an issue” or as a “different point of view”. Not every topic has two valid sides. If you’re talking about child molestation, you don’t go out and find people who believe molesting children is totally ok and treat them the same way as…

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

But Muslims get thrown off for speaking a word of Arabic while minding their own business...

Even he didn’t want to deal with Trump presidency.

I like how this story is being posted right as everyone is about to carve the turkey.