volpinbitchface
Volpinbitchface
volpinbitchface

It made sense before, but I don’t think the Kanye and Kim relationship has ever made quite as much sense in the past as it does at this moment.

Hmmmm... Let’s see. “Does Donald realize that it’s gross to talk about dating your daughter?” “Does Donald realize that the president needs to do more than just golf?” “Does Donald realize that his success is mostly due to having been born rich?” Okay, you’re right.

So, I get that it’s not unusual for visiting heads of state to ride in the carriage, but is it unusual for them to insist on it? Also, you know, if Donald decides that it’s worth the risk, who am I to tell him otherwise?

Her mom cut her off

This guy is asking the important questions. It should have a container that could protect...uh....’dry goods’.

This guy is asking the important questions. It should have a container that could protect...uh....’dry goods’.

It blew my mind how many women voted against HRC and for Trump. It would be one thing if the other candidate were, say, a McCain or other politician who was not a misogynist to the degree that Trump is. But why did women vote for Trump???

Why the fuck would Kate Bush want to do Coachella?!

He’s trying divert attention away from the “Trump in bed with the Russians to fix elections” scandal.

Okay, this election is basically an episode of Scandal at this point.

He recognizes those words but he does not say them. His expression is extremely limited and repetitive, so we would have heard it before (esp. because he thinks everything he does is historically huge). And he doesn’t add new numbers to the repertoire. Also, it’s not his tone; it’s passive and slightly dignified.

He might know it, but I doubt he’d say it.

If you find him, please, tell him to pay the child support he owes and then proceed to fuck him hard, I have this weird feeling he likes men but he is afraid to tell it.

Jones said nothing about that part or apologize for it from the WaPo article. He apologized to the restaurant owner, likely because he could have been sued. Would love to see Jones’ ass nailed to the wall. Put that fucker out of existence.

This morning on AM Joy, it was disclosed that Devin Nunes, (the Chairman of the House Oversight Committee) has his own ties to Russia. His vineyard’s distributor in Europe is a Russian oligarch/ friend- of- Vlad, and he didn’t disclose this. Conflict of interest much?

It sounds as if Jones issued this statement to avoid a lawsuit. If Jines were genuinely sorry he would permanently end his show, which has contributed to the poisoning of our political conversation.

The free market has spoken, suck it up racist

I’m throughly loving the combination of words “dope smoking middle aged homo” right now. I feel like it needs to be an album name for a punk band.

I believe you are a threat...to my ice cream. Stay away from my ice cream, hippie.

I’m a dope smoking middle aged homo so the threat I pose is limited.