All it matters is how many villains they'd put in the movie. More than two is a sure sign for a fail.

Oh, those spoiled 3rd-world babies, look at the energy they robbed from our babies.

..."none of which have legally gone on sale in Japan due to the country's game console ban." Journalism at its best.

Equal rights for ALL!!

So, the total cost to offer every buyer a 10 cents plastic bumper, is what has stopped Jobs from offering an apology and let this thing bloom to a PR nightmare.

@pintowgn73: Jobs probably would get a standing ovation, even if he does that.

according to "a person familiar with the matter"

Apple will announce that Fanboys would be able to upgrade their mind to iOS 4.0.1, so that "bugs" on their mind, like resistance, freewill, dignity, reluctance and nagging etc, will be fixed and erased.

I get the feeling the shitstorm will fall on its consumers, rather than Jobs.

One thing my cursor never hovers on: the ads squeezed in by Google.

Oh, a Friday, so Apple's stock price won't have much time to drop.

Around 10 years ago, Japan had a "service" where you can pay and do anything you want to a mannequin that looks like your boss.

When the last two senses— smell and taste—are integrated into movies, MPAA will make a movie about raining pee and make us pay a premium to experience it.

If you have faith, there is no "bad" iphone or iWhatever.

@ZINO: The new earth was bought so that Jobs and the fanboys could migrate to there, and leave us lowly earthlings alone(or behind, take your pick).

Will their marriage get left behind when USB 3.0 comes along?

What's the purpose of this plane? rain-making?

The "off" button.

Then terrorists would put bombs insider themselves. next thing you know, a cavity search would be required for everyone who can fart.