I’m just disappointed it appears my French Connection reference went unnoticed. And here of all places!

Oh good, now I won’t have to manually check the rocker panels every time I leave Mexico.

However, in a recent Facebook post, Willson claimed that the boat’s “new owner has consistently reached out to every pertinent agency, fervently proclaiming his ownership status, and has provided unequivocal legal documentation confirming his ownership.”

After the ship’s sinking, Willson claims he no longer owns the Aurora.

Idea for a novel: Upton Sinclair’s Jungle, but it’s the Cybertruck.

Ooh, three nickles!  Take THAT, Doofenshmirtz!

Welp, Flightaware doesn’t have it but this one does:

But what about the differential between the cabin and behind the eardrum? As elevation goes up, if cabin doesn’t pressurize as airplane rises, cabin pressure goes down relative to earlier in the flight and ear pressure stays the same.

Because they couldn’t say “legal pressures”

*remembers when $20 did fill the tank*

“Closed course, do not attempt” is legally binding, right?

Bring back 80s bumpers!

Everything ventured, nothing gained.

The vehicle collision required to cause that sort of damage to the drivey bits would surely have caused a similar degree of damage to the surrounding shiny bits.

Do not taunt Cybertruck.

Don’t worry, though, Tesla says it can face either direction on the truck bed itself.

or blasting small desert cities with nonstop daylight until they become unlivable?

Well, great.  Now the dynamite will never reach the oil well fire in time.

I mean, it’d be real embarrassing to find the son of some high ranking cop or city official caught up in one of these takeovers...

Start spreading a rumor they’re taking over the street in support of Palestine.