Because they couldn’t say “legal pressures”

*remembers when $20 did fill the tank*

“Closed course, do not attempt” is legally binding, right?

Bring back 80s bumpers!

Everything ventured, nothing gained.

The vehicle collision required to cause that sort of damage to the drivey bits would surely have caused a similar degree of damage to the surrounding shiny bits.

Do not taunt Cybertruck.

Don’t worry, though, Tesla says it can face either direction on the truck bed itself.

or blasting small desert cities with nonstop daylight until they become unlivable?

Well, great.  Now the dynamite will never reach the oil well fire in time.

I mean, it’d be real embarrassing to find the son of some high ranking cop or city official caught up in one of these takeovers...

Start spreading a rumor they’re taking over the street in support of Palestine.

Honestly, Bezos is likely along for the ride himself at this point. At 10% he’s still the largest individual shareholder but Vanguard, BlackRock, State Street and Fidelity investment firms own 20% combined.

Watching the header gif alone makes me wonder if I need a tetanus shot now...

Is there a shipwreck disaster that combines the explosiveness of the Hood with the immediate failure of the Vasa?

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I’ve heard blowing into NES cartridges causes traffic lights to change too

I think I found my goof... Is early for me and I think this all blurred together as one paragraph

But how often does Ford gaslight you to say -you- installed two different types of tires on your car?

It’s on a predetermined route with right of way. Put some bowling bumpers around the tires and it’s ‘on rails’. Put it on some -actual- rails...it’s a train.