Do not taunt Cybertruck.

Don’t worry, though, Tesla says it can face either direction on the truck bed itself.

or blasting small desert cities with nonstop daylight until they become unlivable?

Well, great.  Now the dynamite will never reach the oil well fire in time.

I mean, it’d be real embarrassing to find the son of some high ranking cop or city official caught up in one of these takeovers...

Start spreading a rumor they’re taking over the street in support of Palestine.

Honestly, Bezos is likely along for the ride himself at this point. At 10% he’s still the largest individual shareholder but Vanguard, BlackRock, State Street and Fidelity investment firms own 20% combined.

Watching the header gif alone makes me wonder if I need a tetanus shot now...

Is there a shipwreck disaster that combines the explosiveness of the Hood with the immediate failure of the Vasa?

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I’ve heard blowing into NES cartridges causes traffic lights to change too

I think I found my goof... Is early for me and I think this all blurred together as one paragraph

But how often does Ford gaslight you to say -you- installed two different types of tires on your car?

It’s on a predetermined route with right of way. Put some bowling bumpers around the tires and it’s ‘on rails’. Put it on some -actual- rails...it’s a train.

I mean, it was reported on -here- even

It’s like a train, but dumber...

That was my first thought too and per the listing it is in Houston

Boy, you’d think the cops would love these things. All the damage they could cause and arrests they could make and the public would be on their side for once!

Can you even get out of first gear driving around in Manhattan?

Your regular reminder that Arlington, TX, the 50th most populated city in the US, doesn’t have public transportation of any kind.