Well, that’s one way to cover up the smell of dead body

Find someone who looks at you the way Max Verstappen looks at his chase drone

and a free Palestinian state

Both. Also Robert Redford. (The only actor.  It’s him, his boat and the ocean.  It’s AMAZING)

You better not be threatening us with a good time, Kimmel!

And now there’s an APB out for Mr Bunny, Easter.

Telling me you expect complete unquestioned loyalty from me, or I will face metaphorical crucifixion, is probably the best way to not get any of my loyalty at all.

One parent’s leaving for an errand and the other is staying home with the kids.

TSA: please drain your sinuses completely before the security checkpoint to stay under the 3oz liquid limit.

The eternal question... Imperial stormtroopers vs Enterprise red shirts

Down on the ground!  *tree does nothing* I SAID DOWN!!  *tree continues to do nothing*

But that’s always the answer and it has been for decades. All the while the left creeps closer to the right in the name of “bipartisanship”

If you have to wrap your candidate in bubble wrap to protect them, maybe...pick a better candidate?  But I’m not a highly paid election consultant.  What do I know?

Is it attacking? Or criticizing? Failing to hold our own to account is worse than going after the opposition. Shouldn’t we care whether or not our side is holding up its bargain? Or are they just using us for votes every four years?

Dr Strangelove is not a how-to guide!

Leyland is dangerously close to Weyland...

This is weirdly the second time this week that I’ve written about a bomb being found where it wasn’t supposed to be in Florida...

And then there’s going to be Cat 6e, Cat 7...

Also, last time I sold copper cable (not stolen) I got $4.50/lb CAD.

Not as hard to scale Mt Everest when you’re born at South Col