Because it’s a regulation and regulations kill small businesses like Kia and Hyundai.

Patrick Bateman’s job was mergers and acquisitions. You can’t get much more spot on than that.

“And then we told them capitalism leads to lower prices!”

I’m reminded of those stories of crops rotting in the field because no True ‘Murican wanted to work after undocumented crackdowns...

“Follow the law” indeed...

As someone who can pretty easily go 8-10 waking hours without peeing...

There’s a bronze plaque on Liberty Island I would very much like Eric Adams to become intimately acquainted with...

As a temporarily embarrassed billionaire, I should be held to the same laws as actual billionaires.

All my friends fly a lowrider

They’re comin for you, Rock Ridge! They got their shitload of dimes!!

Feels like that should be illegal, like entrapment or something.

We can’t tell from the photos?...

Disney above all else looks out for the brand.

Musk said on a post-earnings call where he also talked about “paycheck-to-paycheck” pressures on American workers.

If you’re going to pre-encapsulate them, just get them graded at the same time already.  And then we can laugh at the literally never touched by human hands boxes scoring an 8.7/10

Capitalism! Tens of millions of home insecure. Tens of millions of vacant housing units. On purpose.

Nah, there’s just no profit in it like in any upkeep project.  If there was some way to make a 12% ROI on this, it’d’ve been done by now.

These must be those responsible gun owners everyone keeps talking about

“Eye gleam”?

Gladiators were unionized. It’d probably be better for F1 drivers if they -did- take after gladiators.