So they’re not evil, they’re incompetent.  That’s an even better reason to clean house!

On the other hand, no one would’ve expected Texas to have an environmental regulator, so who’d bother looking for one?

“So that’s what leopard bites feel like”

Except that was the plan. Where the plan failed was failing to find another useful idiot to replace Yeltsin.

Flew when parked

If any of those were a good cop, they would have -instantly- arrested Speakman for failing to follow lawful orders or whatever that one is civilians always get rung up for.

Then allow me to summarize: People get trapped on airplanes in 111F weather because it costs the airlines money to cancel the flight. Money the airlines don’t want to give up.

Two years in, even after the SouthWest debacle, Mayor Pete still has to ask how airlines operate.

We’ve created a society where the uber rich can make the stupidest fucking decisions imaginable, ruin people’s careers and lives, and never face any consequences.

Also, they’re Russo-Chinese asteroids!

Yep, my brain totally misinterpreted all of the things. I somehow read it as non AMPTP projects were allowed to be grandfathered in. It took me too long to digest everything. Stupid heat wave...

Yep, gotta chase infinite growth on a finite planet

Can’t sell the public a car that lasts 20 years otherwise you’ll turn into Instant Pot and have to file bankruptcy.

But the hope is that the stricter rules and higher fees would create a more responsible leasing program.

Give NASA 1% of the DoD budget and we can do both!  And more!!

From suck to blow, just like Mega Maid

It’s because the independent productions don’t have a contract with SAG-AFTRA; the billion dollar corporations -do-.

Hey Missouri!  Either Show Me consequences for their actions...or change your state nickname to Bootlicker. I’ll accept either (one more grudgingly than the other, yes, but I’ll give you the option).

But you don’t get to do a big fancy ribbon cutting ceremony for cleaned gutters

With all those slippery slopes, I would expect more broken hips...