Hey Missouri!  Either Show Me consequences for their actions...or change your state nickname to Bootlicker. I’ll accept either (one more grudgingly than the other, yes, but I’ll give you the option).

But you don’t get to do a big fancy ribbon cutting ceremony for cleaned gutters

With all those slippery slopes, I would expect more broken hips...

You also wouldn’t expect much overlap between Barbie and Oppenheimer, yet here we are...

Big Transport donates more to campaigns than the people that -use- big transport, so the choice is clear.

Mario’s competition was Air and the 3rd week of John Wick though. I’m curious at what the total box office for this weekend will be.

And here I thought the government was anti-BDS...

Time for tough-on-crime Eric Adams to step up!

But some stuff in biotech really does advance like that.

It’s on a real network...but it’s a one off...so...yeah, probably.

https://www.cracked.com/article_38693_prison-didnt-pay-for-the-orange-is-the-new-black-cast.html

Will they make CG theatergoers to watch them?

This is even dumber because it’s more likely tourists will see it, tourists that bring money into your state.  And if there’s one thing Nevada can’t do without, it’s tourist dollars.

Why can’t they start with computer generated board members?...  That’s where you could cut some real fat out of the budget...

Gotta chase the infinite growth investors demand. If you’re not making 12% profit margin, you’re a shitty CEO.

I’m impressed someone there knows what a tardigrade is...

If the voters keep electing them, how useless can they be?

“And I remember halfway through production and you’ve still got months to go...”

Yeah...but...the alternatives...

But then who will we sell our surplus military gear to?!