Could be similar to ‘Born in the USA’ where some people think it’s a patriotic anthem.

If you want everyone to have health care...then provide health care to everyone.

My theory is they were worried about mucking up Ketanji. The category was ‘3-Named People’ and it’s a risk providing only the last name in that situation (sometimes it’s accepted, sometimes it’s not).

Didn’t ask whose fault it would be, asked who’d be blamed.

We should improve society somewhat...

Could probably fix a few bridges for what it costs to maintain a yacht...but, no, yeah, screw Russia.

Only fools and horses would use a car with three wheels.

Sufficiently advanced technology...

Didn’t that trilogy start with Days of Being Wild? (Then In the Mood... and 2046)

Blue Bayou. I’m like, 6 zeros before the decimal of net worth too low to even be turned away at Club 33.

As the bloodsucking lawyer said in Jurassic Park, maybe Disney could make a coupon day.

5. Jackson, MS

Median home list price per square foot: $138
Median home list price: $299,000

“...is the green alien’s ability...”

I feel like the word ‘allegedly’ belongs in there somehow

The only red light/green light game more dangerous involves squid.

The clack of the frozen McRib being put the grill was very emotionally fulfilling to me for some reason

Shooting the messenger.  It’s the American way!

I guess we lucked out that California Democrats love going back to the same well. Could’ve had ol racist de León as a Senator instead of ol senile Dianne Feinstein.

Nah, supervisor would berate them for being so stupidly obvious about their actions.

(I must confess I have a hard time identifying flavors in things like wine, but in soda it shouldn’t be this difficult.)