Gas might be $7/gal, but I can still manage that compared to a new Mini Electric even. It’s Captain Vimes’ boots theory all over again...

Whinging about how defund is a bad slogan for two years hasn’t helped?

ETA: Have you seen what happens to nationalized oil companies?

and provide sand if they’re a species that will give themselves sand baths (as hamsters will).

Vintage: I’ll take outdated for 1,000, Alex. (Sorry Ken and Mayim, it will always be Alex.)

Sorry, watching NBA finals.

Plus...Fox...’encourages’ shootings? Bullshit.

Dear USAA,

How do you explain the continued existence of Faux News...?

Give money to FOX News? You are. Tough shit. Deal with it.

You can’t replace Pfizer with another MyPillow. There’s just not enough bonafide Right Wing corporations out there to match ad revenue.

Shirley Sherrod also comes to mind.

I have to say, I was honored to be invited to this roast, but nervous. Brady’s a very overwhelming presence to be around, a force of nature that sucks up all the air in the room leaving you deflated.

I’ll believe it when advertisers pull their dollars. And that’s to -all- of FOX, cause ads on other shows still subsidize Carlson as long as he gets eyeballs.

Well, the Statue of Liberty is bundled with Ellis Island anyway so why not?

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Daniel Radcliffe all over again.

Depp was nominated for a Lead Oscar for Black Pearl even! That was a hell of a coup for that type of character.

Apples vs apple crates.

Which is mostly just a reminder that what investors really like is not raw numbers but growth (and managed expectations)