I liked nearly all of that, except for this:

$54.50 > $51.40

From the seven billions to the six billions?

As a public company, Twitter has an obligation to maximize profits for its investors (whether legally or not, it’s what everyone believes anyway). So if Musk’s offer is high enough and Twitter rejects it, Twitter knows it’s going to have to then fend off a shareholder lawsuit.

“If they treat one of their own this way, I’m afraid to see how they are treating minorities who are not cops,” Gerald Gray, an attorney representing Robinson, said Thursday.

I can just envision that conversation...

That’s a lot of ‘former’s up there...

Takes about 30 seconds from where I marked it, but that’s what makes it so beautiful.

3: killing by random, unforeseeable traps (and the like)

Which is more energy efficient?  A microwave for 2 minutes or an oven for 20?

He could say the fucking word.

Well...the two-tone Oreos can be split evenly, like Tiramisu

*blink*

Anyone know a museum 747 that lets you go up to the 2nd floor?  I’ve been in two, both had the stairs cordoned off...very disappoint.

I wonder what they’ll call -this- reboot of indentured servitude!

“I’m a cautious person by nature and this is definitely the riskiest thing that I’ve done,” Mr. Jost said, referring to the entire adventure.

Infinity times ten is still infinity, so...

I prefer Musk’s abuse of power more than, say, the Sacklers or Kochs... At least weird nerds do their damage out in the open. (Which, yeah, I agree is like saying I’d prefer not having the blindfold in front of the firing squad but stick with me a second longer...)

He’s a scumbag, yes. But the recall was also a right wing anti vax coup. Both things can be true. (Larry Elder would probably have absolved Actilizard of any wrongdoing.)

Now I’m thinking about getting a bag of S&V and some dill spice, pouring said spice into the bag and shake...