But we -feel- that cancelling student debt will help the kids of rich families (who don’t actually have to take loans to go to college in the first place) so we can’t do it because of inverse means testing.

And if unions are so terrible, make employees join them so they see the error of their ways

Well that surely didn’t go the way he fantasized it would...OH! Now I get the penis/gun metaphor!

Gonna take a wild guess and say they don’t have that authority

Megayachts need lifeboats, right?

Inspectors aren’t repair crew...

That’s why that disclaimer exists in the first place

Wait, does this make Charlize Theron Black?

4) Politicians don’t like to spend money repairing infrastructure. It isn’t sexy. They would rather spend money on some new trendy program (universal basic income, free public transit, college loan forgiveness, etc.).

Your memory serves you well. Unlike the shake machines.  But it’s probably even more batshit than you remember...

(It’s not inflation, either)

And then I drown them with malt vinegar on top of it all.

So...going to the Atlas Obscura page, it’s not a Big Mac in the photo. It’s wrapper clearly says ‘Cheeseburger’ on it (though other sources say it’s really a hamburger)

England

Madden told NBC this was an obvious case of racial profiling and could happen to anyone.

He is the single most overrated player in MLB history and I am sick of trying to pretend otherwise.

And someone revoke voting privileges for those 2004 BBWAA members, too! How dare they reward Clemens and Bonds for juicing. It’s a good thing the 2012-2022 BBWAA members could show those idiots [the 2004 voters] what’s what.

Brush, rinse, spit.  And I thought I was being smarter for swapping water for mouthwash...now I’m confused...

Remember 2001 when everyone wanted the Electoral College fixed/removed?

Don’t worry about the cereal companies, they’ll be fine: they’ll just sue the countries for lost profits.