Well most people that own trucks don’t need one to begin with. So the point is moot. It’s all bullshit from the moment they drive off the lot.

Smith didn’t blame his reckless driving on some mysterious invisible hand controlling his accelerator

I do appreciate the economic reference to the invisible hand of the free market, as coined by economist Adam Smith. Whom the former constable in the article shares their name with.

The cybertruck missed a shift. It happens to the best of us. 

I’m surprised the Cybertruck was able to make it out there in the first place

The only good use of that bed is being able to carry two kegs and pour without having to unload them.

This truck’s actual utility is informing those around you that you are a d-bag. 

Sure... but will they be able to to teach the drones to reflexively shoot dogs?

Its hilarious to imagine what proof would finally convince the majority of humans about global warming - at this point 95% of humanity could die off from mass starvation caused by unlivable climate conditions and the last 5% would still blame it on a President or call it “earths normal cycle” 

This planet is about to start trying to shake us off like an wet dog.

He meant he doesn’t want to give too much of WSJ’s money away.

Their freedom to take your freedom away.

Yes you should be concerned about how a government run bridge is operated. Especially when it comes to banning a display of inclusion and the message of equality for all. When governement is allowed to ban certain things only for internal prejudices based on hate and sectarian religious beliefs then you should be…

If you think it’s a productive use of his time (i.e. your dollars) to micro-manage such issues that’s up to you. This kind of thing is common and all about optics and dog whistles. Most people see that pretty clearly.

Well, the new “don’t say climate change” law bans gas appliance bans and offshore wind turbines and increases the usage of fossil fuels, so he’s “solving” the crisis by ensuring Florida sinks into the sea as fast possible. He’s like the captain of the Titanic, but aiming directly at the centre of the iceberg.

307 was a crap motor, and this is a decent $2500 car.

It’s starting. The devolution of society..

You forgot the part about first threatening to sabotage the business and mismanaging it to the brink of collapse; that’s an important part in all of this. Then you can say “only I can fix it!” (where have I heard that before?)

Yeah but you actually work and do stuff that benefits other people. You provide actual value.

“all the rich folks are building rockets so they can go look at space escape the dystopian hellscape they’re creating on Earth.”