Being that she’s not white, slim to none.

I never understand these responses, we read the site; we’d like to see different content. He didn’t buy something from this article, you twit. Also, you don’t understand how affiliate marketing works. Guess what jalopnik gets with a zillion clicks, and zero conversions. 

Any 90s kids remember that Home Improvement when Tim and Jill found Brad’s tiny bag of weed and went apeshit?

Good old econ 101, competition leads to price.....increases

Seriously - imagine being so unsympathetic that a towing company so instantly recognizes and does the right thing.

Sad story. Fuck that HOA bitch. But the last part where the towing company came through?  I could die now, because I think I’ve heard it all.  Kudos to them for doing the right thing.

No need to censor. She’s a cunt.

Keep one of those cars just so you can put a new set of tires on the rear every year and do massive burnouts on the anniversary of your husbands death in front of that (expletive removed, started with a c)‘s house.

14 Ford F-150 pickups totaling over $1 million

“I’m on fire over here, eh!”

Much easier to hide the fact you don’t know how to build even a semi-reliable car if you only build 10 of them and they never get driven. 

Does he get his science info from Facebook posts? It’s been debunked so many times that yes, while the manufacture of EVs is more harmful than the manufacture of ICE, but when you actually begin driving them, it’s just a couple years in almost every case before the ICE’s lifetime emissions become worse and stay that…

I still think the 2014 face was the best look of the modern Camaro

I’m certain that Britian will respond by immediately giving back almost everything in their museums that they “collected” over the centuries...

Kramer: It’s a write off for them.
Jerry: How is it a write off?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: Write it off of what?
Kramer: They just write it off!
Jerry: You don’t even know what a write off is, do you?
Kramer: No. Do you?
Jerry: No I don’t!!

Lol, at $15,000 grand a year, you can just pay for a real assistant. Especially in China.

And good lawd ain’t she ugly!

This and I will never understand why people pass semis so damn slow.

Anyone can land a plane one time!

I call bullshit. Planes want to land. You don’t even need a person at the controls and it’ll land. Just turn off the engines and it’ll land. As my late grandmother used to point out to nervous flyers, they’ve never left anyone up there yet.