voiceofcmb
Voice of C. Montgomery Burns
voiceofcmb

I think at the point where I knew I wanted to quit, I’d have just let it go to hell. I’d have been miserable and worked the shifts alone to purposely let the store bomb. If you’re going to quit or get fired, might as well fuck them over a little bit too.

I fucking hate retail so god damn much. Corporate brick and

they’re actually quite common...

At least the soft spot isnt in your head

Are you suggesting 1982 3.0 targas covered in rust with 171 hp and ripped interiors are not worth $55k???!

From the ad:

Take 15K Jeep CJ7. Add Ford motor and new trans, some LEDs, maybe a sticker. Now it’s a 50K Jeep! Just like Tyrese!

Any VW bus. At least the 911 is fun to drive.

What Now?

I imagine it went something like this ...

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

No kidding, they need to halt this ASAP

The average American doesn’t have $1,000 to their name. $2,000 problem comes up and they sell their stuff. It’s a tale as old as trickle down theory.

Excellent !!! (said in your screen name)

You know how Coca-Cola is sweetened with high-fructose corn syrup? Have you ever tasted Coke with real sugar? If you do, you might not like it as much the first time, but if you try it again, you’ll probably find you like it better than Coke with HFCS.

Welcome to Bizarro-America where Republicans have to be convinced that free-trade is good for businesses.

Seriously. It’s like looking at a basket of apples and a basket of oranges and then, even further, saying that the oranges exist BECAUSE of the applies, because... Fruit!

Left, Left, Left, Correct.

Even more so than Kansas City or St Louis?