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Voice of C. Montgomery Burns
voiceofcmb

This is a high caliber post. It’s impossible to dodge the obvious faults you present. Frankly, someone should ram this thing out of its misery. Perhaps a challenger may appear one day to lead the legions of people in caravans; chargers who leap head first into this arduous journey, often having to dart around the

Well, you’re in the wrong lanes; get in the ones on the left of the picture.

Thats fine by me, because i am not doing research for lazy misinformed people. The idea that providing a link will change anything is naive at best. Be realistic about why you post here. Its funny, iys fun, and its cathartic. If you want to change hearts and minds go volunteer somewhere. Ill be here being a smug ass

What did our founding fathers say on immigration?

“This was never official.”

I only trust the word of tax dodging, slave owning, white men born almost 300 years ago too.

Gosh, if it wasn’t written by the founding fathers, it can’t be something we agree with. After all, the founding fathers were Ordained by God in All Words Spoken right?

“In God We Trust” wasn’t written by the founding fathers either, but the fact that it’s on our currency is constantly used by people as “evidence” that our country is supposedly intended to be non-secular.

good thing they burned the poem immediately after it was written instead of posting it up on our country’s front door and using it in elementary schools to explain how our country works to EVERYONE who’s ever grown up here... otherwise, it might mean something.

Next update to Euro Truck Simulator...

Hey, Pittsburgh people: if any of you steal one of these Ubers, email us and tell us what it’s like at tips@jalopnik.com.

I can verify that one can drive at minimum, another 30 miles when the electronic “miles left” countdown gets to zero. From a friend, you understand...

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It was a California state law at that time, since repealed. Very similar to a state law we have here in New Jersey where every FM radio station must play at least one Bon Jovi song every 12 hours. This one can’t be repealed without a complicated process, as it’s written into the state Constitution.

The Bolt will use the CCS charging system like the BMW i3 and VW e-Golf. It’s not as comprehensive as Telas but it seems to be expanding pretty quickly. It’s only about 1/2 as fast but that’s compared to Tesla’s peak charging rate, but if there’s a car in the next supercharger stall you’ll get about the same rate as

No, an xD would be infinitely worse.

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

With the SS getting the magne-ride and the new LT-1, it’s just faster in a straight line and around corners, ideal conditions or not. Not just slightly faster, significantly faster. The new SS compares almost more favorably to the new GT350 than it does to a GT PP

Just isn’t. Might be slightly faster in ideal conditions, but the Mustang is still a better everyday driver car, which is what most folks want. The Camaro is still claustrophobic on the interior, still shoddy materials (though it’s better than the original), the design is still boring, and that rear quarter window is

....You think an ‘02 Mustang is ‘gorgeous’?