And a detox. 2-for-1!

Some say, back in reign of Roy Wort, that Jalopnik disliked Tesla. Legend says journalists weren’t permitted test drives longer then 10 minutes, with angered the bloggers.

You don’t want to imagine how this would have been handled in 1956 America.

And white..

once the money completely goes away

Zoey was kidnapped, Josh was shot.

“Bruh,” they say. “Did you see the new A5 in Toilet Seat White?” “No way, bruh,” another replies. “That was Contact Solution Bottle White.” And then they get into a fight that ends with one of them saying the other’s car isn’t stanced enough.”

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

I’m torn here between my hatred of urban bikers — particularly those on Citibikes — and the fact that the NYPD did not have to treat the guy like he was about to be shipped off to Gitmo.

Lol. That comment got me ungreyed.

I think I saw a unicorn skip across a rainbow

Those of us still struggling in the mid-lower-middle class have to wait for the Model 3.

that’s what she said.....

30 minutes? I don’t remember it taking that long...

Crap you are right I forgot. Drive good for 30 minutes, pass a test when your 16, and never have to do it again.

I think it’s a balance. Part anger, part dignity. The crown victoria had it nailed.

Like the Ford Crown Victoria which was made in the American state of Ontario.

I feel like the rich are trickling down on me even as we speak.

Wealth Creator is just PC for Robber Baron

Anytime someone mentions Blink-182, without fail, that “Miss You” song gets stuck in my head.