Pipe it Muhammad! This is 'Merrica. If you want your picture posted, go to a camel race in sand land.

They might as well have called Lassie Sitin Fetchit.

Are UConn boosters called mushers?

"I clicked on this post and commented to say that I saw this two days ago. As the only reader of Deadspin, I am displeased. Good day!"

♫ I'm at that combination Pizza Hut and third circle of Hell. ♫

Got my first law school acceptance/scholarship offer yesterday. And the Padres beat the Dodgers on opening day. Fuck the Dodgers.

Maybe it's there because a) USF knows it's not winning a national title and b) if it did, no incentive payment could keep Masiello at the school, so it's best to not pay $2 or $4 million and also lose your coach to Illinois or Georgia or Cincinnati. It's probably just a courtesy gesture.

Hopefully he can rely on assistance from FEMur should disaster strike again.

OH SNAP (my leg)

Mahzel tov, bitch!

Austin just caught one in the nuts.

Well he clearly won't remember if they're keeping him in the dark.

How bad is Sanchez? Brandon Weeden has gainful employment. Wait, that might be more indicative of how bad Jerry Jones is. No light penetrates such depths.

You sure are edgy, though.

Yea, U Conn was definately more talented. St Joe's had a great chance to win that game, but just couldn't hold on. Very frustrating. But the better team won the game.

I have them getting past Kansas. I may want to reconsider that.

Agreed. Killorn forlorn.

College days, "Crackling Rosie" as in Crackling Rosie she pulls train. We were stupid.

"That was something, with the singing and the bright lights. Really, it sent a shiver down my spine."

-Earl Campbell, on mild physical activity