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I'm surprised this wasn't posted to Regressing.

"This is what happens when détente me."

[please say "Skyline Chili", please say "Skyline Chili"]

How many times have you thought of flaying Bobby Flay?

1. Work really hard

Canada doesn't rank very high in the marathon because we usually take the bus.

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I was working my way through the company I currently work at when I was given a sales assignment. The rep that was tutoring me gave me an account-this guy was a complete asshole. He was determined not to pay for product that was directly distributed to him and was billed through us. I had the task of collecting from

Favorite team for the station? The Pirates.

Footballs are great but Maradona will tell you that handballs win championships.

May or may not be related-

Not anymore. I don't think he'll ever regain his old form.

Karma Chameleon has nothing to do with this at all. Trying to make yourself relevant again on a sports blog? Bad form, Boy George, bad form.

"Sports fans with a sense of humor? Now I've seen everything!"

It's not well known that the Cookie Monster was a recruiter for UNLV during the Tarkanian era. Many a highly-prized senior fell for the honey (icing on the breasts of a coed) trap. Hence the rule about confectionary toppings.

Putting an entire sport on his shoulders for 15 years or so has begun to take its toll.

[bumps Rashad Jennings up a few positions in her FF RB rankings]

I'd like to see the % of professor's TA's that have invited a pretty coed to smoke up.

If I want my food to never end I'll just hang out at The Golden Corral's chocolate waterfall, thank you very much!

Urban Meyer will tell you that he was the most efficient pitcher in the history of the Prune Packers.