Meanwhile, in Germany-

[watches video]

I ran out of work early for this?

Hopefully he's changing lives with a 95 year old dementia patient on life support.

Mark Knopfler is a Glaswegian.

I'm just winding up All The King's Men. If someone tries to tell you that it's about how politics can corrupt, well, just slap that guy silly*. It's so much more than that. Next up is The Orenda-Joseph Boyden is Canada's next great writer, if he isn't already.

Mike Scott of The Waterboys was born in the 'burgh.

Love this tune.

Another not obvious choice. Mr. Rafferty was born in Paisley

"We took our foot off the gas pedal in the second half-no point in embarrassing them. Where's my fucking double-double?"

There's a much more obvious choice here but...

Technically, Donald was in court. However, Judge Judy was none too pleased when he asked her over and over again, "Did you order the Code Red?"

"It hasn't done squats? How the hell are you developing your hams and thighs? smh"

Report: As Neymar runs on to the field for the WC final, neon-blue flying monitor lizards will form the shape of a mobius strip above the stadium.

Update:

"Dammit! We were this close to signing the guy!"

"He's throwing parties for Christ's sake? That's one hell, er, heck of a lot better than throwing stones for Allah's sake!" [ducks]

I HATE EVERYTHING!

LIKE, I SO KNOW WHAT YER LIKE, TALKING ABOUT!

Take a big drink, gentlemen. Here. We. Go.