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"As I Lay Dying-My Experience of the 2014 World Cup."

I'd bet Columbia gets one back. The next ten minutes are going to be nuts.

LUIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

work week over

Yeah, I know. I was goofin'.

"If only I had two first names I'd get a pass as well-EARLY IN THE REGULAR SEASON!" [amirite?!]

"ISLAM SLIMANI IS THE GREAT GRAND-SON OF THE MAN THAT INVENTED SALAMI! DON'T SUPPORT TERRORISM! DON'T BUY ITALIAN DELI MEAT!"

Might have to give up the atheism for a bit so I can relish the irony of him going to hell.

Whatever. He probably only punched the shark once.

"If you can get the angle right you can do a lot of unexpected things."

Now playing

As a Canadian I know that sports-wise, when the US wants to be among the best they will marshal their resources to accomplish that goal. Getting to the knockout round is phase 1 of the plan, soccer-wise.

[raises a glass to Tim Howard]

"I'm liking this Belgium squad!"

Does anyone remember the Alamo? Because that is what this is starting to look like.

Hah!