My 9 yr. old used some deductive reasoning to conclude that Santa does not exist. There were some tears and the use of the word 'bummer' but otherwise he was OK. When I was told, I cried all the way home, talked to my mom and cried some more. My boy might be a champ.

SWEET!*

What's the secret to your awesome turkey? Love? Empathy? A great brine? I need to know...

Andrew Wiggins seems to be having a problem being 'all that'. He reminds me of Harrison Barnes.

Arizona/Duke looks like a very good game.

"What can I say? We were caught Slouching Towards Bethlehem. We're playing Bethlehem next week, right? No? Son of a bitch!"

I read it about two years ago. It's the sort of book you simply don't forget.

BOOK DUAN-

Randle is going to stroll through this season. WOW!

Mich. St. is taking the Wildcats out behind the woodshed.

Agreed. My second place is Cowboy Junkies Live! Sweet Jane, Walking After Midnight, Lost My Driving Wheel, If You Were The Woman And I Was The Man (with John Prine!)*, Misguided Angel, etc, etc,

You what's really great? It's when you discover a great band when listening to their 3rd or 4th album. I picked up Remain In Light and was blown away. They were so "different" (hey, I was young). Instead of having to wait for the next release I could backtrack to the earlier albums and lose myself in them. It doesn't…

When the movie came to my independent cinema I watched it 3 times in 5 days. The movie itself was so popular that the cinema was playing it monthly 7 or 8 years later.

Jeezuz.

For a brief 2 or 3 day period he was Carrot Top without the lifting of weights.

I'm still shocked that no one has uncovered the fact that your REAL last name is Turkey Vulture.

I remember when you first came on the scene-you kicked ass funny-wise.

I love The Thing and They Live. Do you have an under-rated rec?

Have you read the book?

Huh-based on limited info, I don't like your mom.