I assume that's a flavour I don't have access to?

I don't "like" swearing at bags of snacks but I feel justified in this circumstance.

My bag of Zesty Doritos is asking me to "like" it on Facebook. Here I am telling my bag of Zesty Doritos to "fuck off".

Holiday score vs. the G-Men?

If Knowshon is right, I don't wanna be right.

Welcome back, Mr. Jacobs!

The popularity of the Manning's mega ad simply means that the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage" is the greatest video that twenty-somethings (at the time) have ever seen.

Fuck the 30 yard line.

[high fives]

One of my fantasy teams is lovin' the Brees/Graham hookup.

Geezuz Myers!

Nicks with the dislocated finger. Totally unexpected.

You knocked the nail on the head with playing to the competition line about the Giants. I figure it'll be close as well.

[looks furtively left to right]

Holy. Crap. Bears.

I hate you and Rodgers, in that order.

Them announcers always talk about 'honouring our men and women in uniform' but I never hear any mention of the older woman at Tim Horton's that always makes sure that my iced capp is always filled to the top.

Six games within 4 points or less. They may not be that entertaining but at least they aren't blowouts.

A.Y. Hilton is going to be a helluva player sooner rather than later. Wow! What a catch!

Riley Cooper dedicates his TD to all instantly-reformed racists everywhere.