"No guide wires? That raccoon is a few thetans short." [jumps up and down on couch]

Long term cause of death is listed as "Starring in a 'Rocky' Franchise Movie".

Days of Chunder

+1

ouch

The Person(s) You Most Feel Sorry For DUAN:*

"It's what I do! It's in my nature!"

That's the sort of shit that I don't want to deal with.

Jury Duan:

My last few have been "Salt Sugar Fat", "The Ripple Effect" and "The Quotable Hitchens".

If you like your genres twisted check out Jasper Fforde, he'll turn that crank. Start with The Eyre Affair. If you like it you'll love the rest. Thanks for the rec...

Mysteries DUAA!*

"I bet she listened to The Waterboys the whole way." [giggles]

If I Had a Heart DUAN-

That's what happens when you don't treat the segment with the appropriate amount of gravity.

all the blood washes down the drain instead of dripping on your towel

Gah! Really?

Gah! Really!

I once came upon a survey of Fortune 500 CEO's that maintained that 88% of them used a razor in the shower.* Apparently they spent the time saved in the morning thinking of new ways to crush the working man under the heels of their jackboot.

I once came upon a survey of Fortune 500 CEO's that maintained that 88% of them used a razor in the shower.* Apparently they spent the time saved in the morning thinking of new ways to crush the working man under the heels of their jackboot.