The score at half of Clemson/Duke? 25-10 for the latter. Ugh.

"Nice."

"THEY'RE BACK IN IT!"

I dunno. Just a hunch.

"Crimson Tide score and me want to go home."

Chris Pronger can't play due to concussion symptoms? IRONY!

That's great.

This is different-I am scared and aroused.

Where is Eddie Lacy's girlie?

MVP for Alabama is "Missed Irish Tackle".

"THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE TOSTIT...ummm, uh [looks at pre-game notes] THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE... [voice rises] FORGIVEN INTEREST CHARGES?

"A night to forget."

Are you doing some sort of spread for the Super Bowl?

ND has to take some chances to get back in the game and Bama can afford to take some gambles on D. Not a good combo for the former.

I'm an oldie so those thighs remind me of Earl Campbell.

Notre Dame is going into the hurry-up too late.

Brent, if your (ND's) defense is "ballyhooed" you can pretty much start walking home.

So many, many blondes if I recall correctly.

You may be surprised, but some of the female curlers in the mid 70's would give you a hand job in exchange for a warm cup of cocoa.

Ha! I never intentionally watch that tourney but if I'm surfing and I come across it, the remote gets stuck.