I soured on "Man vs. Food" awhile ago. Here I am watching "Man v. Food Nation" HERE WE GO-GO-GO!

"Apparently, Russ Smith's back court goes by the name of Chopped Liver!"

Shut my mouth. They let Detroit back in.

Knowing the Jays, it'll take at least one more year to get their shit together.

Yak!

I'm not sure if they need one-they've received a massive influx of talent.

I thought he got the best of the Marlins by a long shot.

Also, what the hell is in the Blue Jays' GM's water?

Syracuse is kicking the ass of yet another mid-major. I was hoping Carter-Williams would be around for at least another year but, wadda you do?

Narcissus?

Performance Art it is!

Cobra! It's been too long...

When I was a'courtin' the lady I wrote some lovely shit that made her feel warm inside. I think I'll do it again.

I was thinking about a warm weather get-away. Actually, she doesn't deserve either.

The wife and I have been together for 12 year-what the hell do I get her?

Bourdain is headed to the Caribbean. Join me, won't you?

SEC shit-talk?

Love the handle.

"Nicely done"

I thought the Three Mesquiteers were them damn homo BBQ'ers that refused to smoke with hickory.