I'm bouncing back and forth between Crystal Skull and Gangs of New York. It's somewhat fitting that a threat in the former is a broken nose. That latter threat is a gutting.

They're missing all the sexual references. They suck.

"Archer is very stupid in a way and very smart in a way."

I think that the runny yolk is the 'lost condiment'. It's fucking great.

I don't get it. Fieri can't eat a fried egg to save his life but has no problem whatsoever with egg in every other format. The only conclusion I can draw from this is that he will eventually gut his family with a fillet knife. Hunter, watch your back and your loins and your breasts and thighs.

Can't believe you went there!?

Gah! Ignore please.

Brown is running with a shit-ton of confidence right now. He seems to have as much burst as Bradshaw but can 'move the pile' forward in a way that Brad can't. Brown is going to get more playing time at the expense of Wilson, as far as I can see.*

As fatlever would say...No Idea.

"Thank You!"

Rightfully so. Shun her, God. Shun her.

I like the Panthers offensive game plan in theory. It seems to rely on fooling the D-line into over-pursuing. They're just not executing very well.

Nice pair of catches. I guess he's getting closer to the latter than the former.

I've watched that countless times and laughed over and over again.

I noticed you picked him up. He's getting 3 or 18 points.

Just one?

Did anyone have the guts to start Ramses Barden?

Church was absolutely great in that role but I don't think anyone had the faintest idea as to how good he actually was-given what he's accomplished since then.

You're just blowing hot air up my dress. It does feel good, however.

Father of two guys here-