Eli is a goddamn whoredog!

*snort*

Is this the open thread?

Is this the open thread?

Under-rated Salad Ingredients-

Is this the open thread?

You're just going to get us hooked like the 'Dead Wrestler' guy and then leave us for greener pastures, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?

[stares wistfully at box of Frosted Flakes]

I knew something was up when I heard reports that there were many warships massing together in the general vicinity of The Iron Sheik's bathtub.

-2

It baffles me that Brady, Proops and Mochrie weren't able to get to another level. It was a perfect intersection of great talent that didn't translate to another comedic format.

After seeing that Cee-Lo intro I think good ole Hank should be brought back. Hold on, here's my ideer. Place a video recorder of some kind on top of his TV for a few days and let it run-then edit the best parts and show them.

My friend was thinking the same thing. After this game it's all Stafford, though.

Would you take Cutler vs. the Pack or Stafford vs. the 49ers? A friend wants to know.

Can't Hear You

Crime is virtually non-existent?

The Layover!

Thanks for this, Sean. I had stopped believing that only those from South Detroit were allowed to go on this journey. The street lights and people can't be beat!

I'm more than willing to peruse the Reader's Digest version...

From what I've been able to glean, Dalton has a decent work ethic which seems to be half the battle with first-rounders. The fact that he has to deal with the Steelers and Ravens as they are today during his formative years may set his progress back a bit but in the long run I think he'll be okay.