9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

“So, how did the two of you meet?”

Fuck em. Seriously, between the kids stoned during Ramadan, the women beheaded for ‘sorcery’ and the continued reports of an expanding slave markets from the past month my sympathy for anyone who aligns themselves with or joins ISIS is at an all time low.

Oh, I see. So we’re against anti-vaxxers but we’re all for little Cash infecting a robotics class with a vicious case of cooties? Hypocrites.

Well, it seems that a gender was at a disadvantage so efforts were made to help that gender keep up, which was received negatively by the other gender. Where have I read that before?

We certainly wouldn’t want to encourage women to learn about robots and how they work now would we. No way that would ever be something that would benefit society.

Not anti-hillary but the bull shit spewing from her campaign and the blind support she’s getting is really starting to make me. Once a bigot always a bigot, she’s completely aelf serving.

This is a great achievement for women. I’m always interested in sporting events of this nature. Who has a video of this proud athlete’s inspired feat? I’m interested in watching it for feminist reasons.

Yes, our “First Black President” (pace Toni Morrison, who must have been in the throes of dementia, poor woman) is well-known for his sincerity and his “Honest Abe”-like inability to lie.

that’s great that Hillary has become so socially liberal. maybe one day she won’t be such a fucking corporate shill. But if you don’t think economics matter, and are overjoyed that she came out in support of gay marriage all the way back in circa 2014, then she must be your dream candidate.

Well, in her term as “Get out of the country so I don’t have to deal with you, thanks, President Obama” she didn’t do anything to advance gay rights globally, and that Enron-like Clinton Foundation sucks up hundreds of millions of dollars from countries where I’d be imprisoned at best and beheaded at worst. And her…

Oh my God: the em dash represents the airplane flying into the twin towers (the parallel vertical lines that make up a capital “H”) of the World Trade Center!

“Jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams. —H”

“How can we make this about Hills?”

Fake Detective

I want to watch a buddy cop show about her and Rachel Dolezal. Rach is the tough, take-no-shit, blackface cop. She doesn’t need a gun or badge; she’s got her bow and arrow and her race card. Belle is the freewheeling hippie cop with a tragic secret: she’s dying of fake-ass cancer. Together, they must team up to fight…

I was totally thinking as I read this, she is Dolezaling the hell out of this interview. It’s like listening to someone talk who thinks they’re being profound and philosophical. “Is it really possible to know the true age of anyone? I think we’re still in the process of discovering how old I truly am.”

No, Tara Brown needs to interview every single person from now on.

As an Australian, and the daughter of a two-time cancer survivor, I hate this bitch. I hate this bitch with everything I have in me. I wish people would stop giving her airplay because even seeing her or hearing her bullshit, I cant handle any of it. I had to stop watching this interview when she gets to the part…