jet fuel can’t melt steel memes.

Clearly she died from mercury poisoning that she got from drinking municipal water, that was fluorinated from the chem trails, that were created by government pilots, that were brainwashed by the illuminati, who put the subliminal messages in pop music.

Congratulations, anti-vaxxers. You did it! You saved her from autism!

BUT SHE DIED WITHOUT TOXINS IN HER BODY OKAY!

You’re right, those beliefs are shared by other religions. But that doesn’t mean orthodoxy isn’t to blame for holding them. It is.

It’s the pretentious hipster version of “I can’t be racist, I have a black friend!”

I always forget about my body when I’m attending white supremacist shindigs!

Not a word was spoken, yet much was understood.

“I ate quickly and quietly, like a funeral had happened, and I needed to eat to remind myself of my body. The food was delicious, and I said so. When I got my receipt the discount was already on it, which made it feel like a secret, which made me angry “

Solution:

Channing Tatum looks like a potato-golem.

What does it mean to flash your “Casper”?

Don’t worry; she made herself feel better afterward by checking out some James Baldwin books, cause reading a guy who wouldn’t have even been allowed inside the building when he was alive makes it all okay.

This was the weirdest piece. So pretentious and schizophrenic.

And then wrote a barely readable essay about it.

Sooo your took your white guilt over to the white appreciation day celebration and ate some good barbeque? Did I miss something in this navel gazing exercise?

not sure if this will work since kinja’s being kinja today.

Sure! It was a shag carpet.