Kaepernick should have performed an armed takeover of a bird sanctuary. The only acceptable form of protest.

Can’t

I for one, am glad you are unhappy.

This guy seems like a fucking asshole.

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Yes how dare people have the right to privacy.

THAT’S the lesson you think people should have learned? Go fuck yourself.

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

I saw Bird in a bar once. He had the biggest head of any human I’ve ever seen.

...I think you might want to see a podiatrist.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Agreed. No one (I hope) is just eating onions straight. But they’re pretty essential for a lot of really good things in life. And supposedly super healthy last I heard. Until Big Food changes its mind.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

Schreier: How has the optimization been going? There’s so much going on and there are so many graphical effects that it must be tough to get a stable framerate on consoles.

For a second there, Ryan Lochte thought he’d dyed and gone to heaven.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.