I am stupidly excited for this movie but, yes, I’m feeling this, too. And it’s not just those three. Abomination was Hulk with a few spikes, Kaecilius and Doctor Strange were basically the same science-person-becomes-sorcerer archetype (though the Dormammu ending mercifully spared us a boring magic v. magic fight).…

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

That’s a tomato

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

This image is anachronistic.

You’re right, it’s crazy how opinons work!

And with this new rule, his career will be taking a step back.

I say let him eat

Super Mario World or Unreal Tournament.

Link to the Past

Ones from AOL just say j;li3489a;sdc;

No way, Todd gets hella chicks.

Aaron Gordon was robbed.

There absolutely is not a single proper way to eat eggs. So, counterpoint: you suck

The worst is when you’re in bed falling asleep and you get that sensation.

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.