It’s because you’re looking up definitions instead of reading the fucking situation in which a likely swarthy fellow wearing mostly white (possibly eggshell) who has been checking out your better half is asking to go somewhere and get nude.
Stop looking things up you prude nerd.

I remember doing duck and cover drills in school but only because it gave me a prime view of Holly Lance’s sweet ass.

Pictured: the Olympic pool operator

Whether on Earth or planet Harambe, I just won’t pay retail price.

Life spans may not increase drastically on average for those who exercise regularly, but quality of life will, especially in old age.

Man shut the fuck up

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

Not to speak for Hannah, but I think 1) don’t congratulate yourself for being a feminist 2) don’t tie your feminism to a purely personal context because that’s shitty feminism

I saw my friend Conrad Nomikos fight such a beast on the shores of Thessaly. Even with the help of his great hound Bortan it took days.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

“frozen into a dense form of ice known as ice II”

I understand not wanting to admit LeBron is in Jordans league but holy fuck, are you saying Jordans Bulls beat 6 teams AS GOOD as the team that just won 73 games as defending champions? Led by a two time MVP and two other arguable top 10 NBA players coupled with one of the most exceptionable benches in history? I like…

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

this is very, very Bad Kinja

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are you really minimizing a bare hand play by a pitcher who has less than a second to react and make that play? So much hate. Great play. There’s a reason why it’s been on SportsCenter and all over the internet.

Shoutout to you for holding a 6 month grudge against an internet bro with multiple layers of anonymity. That's dedication.

The Raptors never winning a 7 game playoff series has exactly nothing to do with this team. That’s called a fallacy.