Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

LOL at Chicago being the American haven of Mexican food.

In case anybody had any doubts.

We’ll have to ask Tim Duncan about it when he’s the sixth man on the 2036 San Austinonio Spurs of the INBA averaging 12 & 8.

You buy NBA jerseys and are concerned about looking tacky?

Each of their past four seasons were better than any of Pao Gasol’s seasons. They’ve won 27 playoff games since the trade. Before the trade they hadn’t won a playoff game in the history of the franchise.

Popovich/Duncan 2024

But you cannot deny that Inception had a top ending...

This is a dumb comment. Dwight Howard shoots 80% on free throws during practice. Drummond shoots over 70% on free throws during practice. The problem isn’t a lack of practice.

“Ignorance is bliss when it comes to our heroes sometimes. Learning the truth is a mighty huge letdown.”

I found her CDL Instructor.....

This is the face of a club promoter who’s not going to hit his quota tonight.

I think it’s pretty clear he meant “a [Star Wars] novel.” Making it about reading novels in general wouldn’t just be insulting, it’d be nonsensical.

I think it’s safe to assume that by “a novel” he meant an Expanded Universe book...

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

The craziest rumour I’ve seen is probably this:

So when I placed my penis inside of a hot dog bun and asked my wife if she wanted a “cock meat sandwich” I was wrong? WTF !?!?

Your comment is butt.

The phrase "hundreds of years old" is not an appositive clause. It is an adjectival phrase directly modifying seed, so should not be set off by commas. The only thing worse than commenting on grammar is commenting on grammar and being wrong about it.

I know, right? Jinx lost so much complexity and compellingness as a Pokemon when Nintendo changed the color of its skin to avoid associations with fucked up associations from America's tragic racial history. Jinx was totally my favorite Pokemon until the skin changed from black to purple, then the Pokemon was ruined…