You need a social life.

Didn't take long for the candy bar truthers to arrive

WOW. I sorry but you missed young Croatian sensational Georg Vladinastic. He pulls ball in the hole as a routine in the Spanish Liga. I believe one of the eastern teams own his rites. He has a great lift in the air with his legs and probably will score 20 or 38 points once he makes team in the national basket. I hope…

Guys try to kick random game. They just do.

BREAKING: The Royals won by 10 and the game was over by its midpoint.

One of my friends actually helped co-produce it. Honest to God. I saw it and asked him if I was stupid for watching it sober. He said yes.

I know, we really had to squint to see that flood of Cardinals fans yelling at black people to go back to Africa.

#NotAllCardinalsFans amirite

Holy shit I met my wife in that bar.

We've got racism as a leftist conspiracy, too.

People who live in St. Louis making comments about people who live in New York, and work in an office, about their "parents' basement" is highly amusing.

I get you're jealousy, Magary. You make like all cock-cheeses are Cards fans. But not all cock-cheeses are Cards fans. Moran.

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Look, as someone from Boston with a ton of hockey friends, I can comfortably say that they're all racists.

lol at drew pretending to listen to r&b or have a soul

Rock first and country last. SO EDGY.

Drew is a terrible person. Only toddlers get away with that stupid "no crusts" bullshit. If anyone tries that around me I'd make them buy their own goddamn pizza. What a fuckwad.

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.