Also:

You need a social life.

Didn't take long for the candy bar truthers to arrive

WOW. I sorry but you missed young Croatian sensational Georg Vladinastic. He pulls ball in the hole as a routine in the Spanish Liga. I believe one of the eastern teams own his rites. He has a great lift in the air with his legs and probably will score 20 or 38 points once he makes team in the national basket. I hope…

ALL HAIL SWIFTHULHU

Name: Taylor Swift
Nickname: TSwift
Location: New York City

Guys try to kick random game. They just do.

BREAKING: The Royals won by 10 and the game was over by its midpoint.

I liked it. :)

One of my friends actually helped co-produce it. Honest to God. I saw it and asked him if I was stupid for watching it sober. He said yes.

And Indy just shot, period.

Han shot first.

I know, we really had to squint to see that flood of Cardinals fans yelling at black people to go back to Africa.

#NotAllCardinalsFans amirite

Holy shit I met my wife in that bar.

We've got racism as a leftist conspiracy, too.

I get you're jealousy, Magary. You make like all cock-cheeses are Cards fans. But not all cock-cheeses are Cards fans. Moran.

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What are you talking about?! The problem here is obviously the man being shown as oafish and stupid, can't you see how men are being victimized by the media! /s