Boner Dog is impressed.
Boner Don wants some of that.
Somebody get Leon on the phone for me.

You can't be in the eastern time zone and be in the midwest

Question: Do you think we all live in the same neighborhood?

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Coco Power was my favorite 80s wrestler.

Technically, Keurig shouldn't be on the list because it tastes closer to dishwater than coffee.

French press below drip coffee? Wtf is this? I mean, I realize you get off on these rankings, Burneko, but come on man! Don't do this - people out there are actually going to believe you!

Espresso is 1 but the Americano, the most similar beverage to it, is after getting hit by a car? Americanos are delicious and even though I appreciate you continuing the time honored tradition of bastardizing rankings, putting it behind cups of sugary, syrupy sludge is an atrocity

That's like arguing Mickey's is a good beer because it simply gets you drunk, regardless of the fact that it tastes like piss.

Keurig sucks. Hard.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

ball don't lie

I hope you've got a short memory, kid. You're gonna need it.

Fate for the blatant push before the pass was made?

Well, he did say he was going back to Cleveland to return to his roots.

"I'm sorry, I think this woman is off her rocker. I think she's lost her mind," Smith said. "That's right, I said it."

That's an aol.com account. Who is this relic? Does he even know the value of things? Maybe he thinks that is a normal amount, and would be on The Price Is Right guessing that milk costs $42 but a giant box of diapers goes for $2.50.

Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!

Oh cripes, here we go again.

deez nuts