I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

It's the Sun, so nobody.

RE: Forgetting clothes to the gym, I did this one time. Those are both lefts, by the way. I'm a real winner.

Oh, I thought that's where she was attempting to pioneer Embarrassing White People Dancing as a legitimate genre.

Truck for scale!

Ask the First Nation people about that statement.......

"I thought this was a decent-looking wallet, until I saw that it costs as much as a week's worth of groceries. Now I just want to throw it in that big hole in Siberia and scream "fuck youuuuuu" at it as it falls."

YOU ARE NOT REINFORCING MY PERSONAL PREFERENCES AND I AM OUTRAGED!!!!

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.

boxed rosé is great especially on a cold morning, don't need to wear my fingerless gloves when i take that first slug in the morning when waking up in my box next to the east river....

No, Heat fans....Fuck you!

They pay BIG MONEY to have me (and the commenters) shit all over them.

*Fat Riley

"Sometimes in life you will get cooked"

This shit isn't a sport.

Here's a more detailed chart of the Knicks' season:

I'm from Canada. We've been pretty awful to our indigenous population. You really can't call it anything less than a systematic genocide. Canadians try so hard to differentiate themselves from "Ugly Americans" that they happily gloss over their own country's sordid past and present.

It's hilarious that you think red onion and dill are "foodie shit." That is just adorable.