I saw my friend Conrad Nomikos fight such a beast on the shores of Thessaly. Even with the help of his great hound Bortan it took days.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

I understand not wanting to admit LeBron is in Jordans league but holy fuck, are you saying Jordans Bulls beat 6 teams AS GOOD as the team that just won 73 games as defending champions? Led by a two time MVP and two other arguable top 10 NBA players coupled with one of the most exceptionable benches in history? I like…

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

this is very, very Bad Kinja

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are you really minimizing a bare hand play by a pitcher who has less than a second to react and make that play? So much hate. Great play. There’s a reason why it’s been on SportsCenter and all over the internet.

Shoutout to you for holding a 6 month grudge against an internet bro with multiple layers of anonymity. That's dedication.

The Raptors never winning a 7 game playoff series has exactly nothing to do with this team. That’s called a fallacy.

Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

LOL at Chicago being the American haven of Mexican food.

In case anybody had any doubts.

We’ll have to ask Tim Duncan about it when he’s the sixth man on the 2036 San Austinonio Spurs of the INBA averaging 12 & 8.

You buy NBA jerseys and are concerned about looking tacky?

Each of their past four seasons were better than any of Pao Gasol’s seasons. They’ve won 27 playoff games since the trade. Before the trade they hadn’t won a playoff game in the history of the franchise.

Popovich/Duncan 2024

This is a dumb comment. Dwight Howard shoots 80% on free throws during practice. Drummond shoots over 70% on free throws during practice. The problem isn’t a lack of practice.

“Ignorance is bliss when it comes to our heroes sometimes. Learning the truth is a mighty huge letdown.”

I know, right? Jinx lost so much complexity and compellingness as a Pokemon when Nintendo changed the color of its skin to avoid associations with fucked up associations from America's tragic racial history. Jinx was totally my favorite Pokemon until the skin changed from black to purple, then the Pokemon was ruined…