New rule: You can never, ever be considered a "bad boy" if you have more than one bodyguard. Also, Biebs kind of looks like a larger-ish toddler, so....

Yeah. I think despite Jim Parsons' seven or whatever-the-insane-number Emmys, he's still underrated in a lot of ways. I would have loved to have seen him in that Larry Kramer play The Normal Heart.

I think this is the most I've ever disliked Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner. The tone of that "insider's" comment has been pissing me off all morning. Why the fuck shouldn't Khloe talk about how her sinister mother destroyed her self esteem as a child? Everything in that family revolves around Kris and her precious…

That Napoleon complex can produce some pretty brutal results.

Man, I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves the BBT. I know it's a standard-issue sitcom, but it does it so, so well. I can't help it. Sheldon and Amy are my shit.

I was referring to the non-sequitur in the attorney's explanation, i.e., tying it specifically to the nuns' work with the elderly poor. But yeah, what the others said — it's not the employers paying for the contraception anyway.

"The Little Sisters are an order of Catholic nuns whose religious faith leads them to devote their lives to caring for the elderly poor. Not surprisingly, they have sincere and undisputed religious objections to complying with this Mandate," Rienzi said.

Why? Because it took me less than two minutes on Nottaway Plantation's website to be absolutely blown away by the revolting glossing over of history, the elevation of the slave owner, and the pushing of patently offensive "happy slave" trope.

"Is it possible that she was sincere when she suggested that the setting would become a participant in the event? Not that she was glossing over it, but rather that the context was truly going to be considered and mulled over during the event?"

Most appropriate use for this fabulous gif ever.

I'm still so incredibly pissed about Enlightened. I like Girls ok, but it's no Enlightened. Lena Dunham is no Mike White.

I've met a couple of male sociopaths in my time, and both claimed that their exes had ruined their lives, blamed the exes fully for the deterioration of the marriage, and viewed their children as pawns and cudgels in what they viewed as a war. This is the face of FRAs.

Exactly. This. This simple but easily substantiated point cannot be stressed enough when dealing with delusional MRAs.

*Clumsy Womenz Sorority Fist Bump*

Oh god, my mom is the same way. What is it with Baby Boomers and Facebook?

Oh man, I feel you on this. Slow walkers/staggerers annoy the living shit out of me on my walk home, daily. I've wondered if I'm the only person left who walks with a purpose and only checks my phone briefly while waiting at crosswalks, an then only to change the song I'm listening too. Slow, aimless walking is how…

Well, in all fairness, I didn't know your neighbor's dad. But yes, I guess Bob does have that "older dude creeping on teenage girls" vibe. In a cute way.

Yup. The sluttier the better.

Based on your description alone, I despise that mom with the burning fire of a thousand suns. And her shitty kids, too.

That sounds like it would be incredibly rewarding.